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Have you ever really really loved a cartoon? I mean REALLY loved it. So much so that the moment someone mentions the cartoon you scream "You watched that? ME TOO!! OMGOMGOMG!"
That cartoon for me would be Akazukin Chacha. It's just the coolest cartoon ever. I mean I'm just replaying the theme song over and over again. It's 1 minute and 39 seconds of pure bliss. I can still remember the time the queen or whatever asked chacha which piece of bling she wanted and she paused and finally said "ALL!" I was just thinking 'oh chacha, you GENIUS."

And the theme song: WOW. That is just all I can say. You don't even have to understand Japanese to absolutely love it. (Note: Saying Arigato is not being able to understand Japanese)
You can watch it here ( pause it at 0:45, and you can here her say OBAMA)

Oh! And you know what else I've been youtube-ing?

SPEED RACERS!!

It was just such a cool programme. I love how some of the characters can speak without opening their mouths.
So very many memories.

Next up: Paper Bag show!

Dinner

Dinner today is going to be a boring affair. One word: (actually, two but that sounds lame) Yoghurt Rice. Home-cooked food. Hmm... Sort of makes me thinks of those restaurants with the caption:

'Just like Mum's Cooking'

Don't they realize how bad that is for their business? KIDDING. Jeez. It was a joke. I'm just feeling annoyed today. It's called VENTING.
And thinking.
Of how I'd much rather be eating something coated with six inches of batter, deep fried, slathered with butter and drowned in syrup.

This, however, is not what I had in mind:

R.I.P Red Slippers

Somewhere in Subang Jaya a strange frizzy haired girl is mourning the loss of her red slippers. They had sequins, shiny sequins; sequins glittering with hope. They filled the blogger with raw passion.
The sequiny-slippers have passed on.

And all I'm left with are these stupid squelchy ones that fart as I walk. And if I happen to walk into a muddy area. Ohhh boy. 'Here comes the gas bag.' 'Flatulent Fanny is arriving.' 'We could hear her a mile away.'

And those slippers aren't even NICE! Their just BROWN. Who wears BROWN slippers?
They MATCH. MY. FACE.
They don't even have any fancy bits attached to it. I guess its supposed to be strictly functional. But still.

You know what I saw on my way home? These gorgeous slippers dumped in the mud. They were so NICE. And someone just carelessly threw them in the dirt? What kind of sick person does that anyway? You know what would make them appreciate nice slippers more? If they had some hedious slippers that made them earn the title 'Fart-zilla' or 'Farty-pants'.

That would show them.

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Fluorescent lights cannot decide what colour they want to be,
Shimmering white, an eggy yellow, or perhaps something green,
If they saw my sequins slippers, then they would finally see,
That red is the way to go (blablabla something that ends with een.)

Ciao.

Shh

Shhh. Blah. Can't say much. I'm being watched. Spied on. FOLLOWED. No. Not really. It's just that my dad is here, so I can't really blog much cause he cause he has this tendency to say the things I am writing about OUT LOUD. Which can be the most annoying thing on the planet. Especially when I'm writing about something mildly personal, and its not that I'm keeping huge secrets from my parents, I just want there to be some space between us, you know?
Translation: I do NOT want them reading my blog. Its just indescribably weird.

I don't really have anything earth-shattering to tell you. I'm just here crapping really.

I'm feeling happy, cheerful and positive. I know look at the world from a different perspective. Oh! what a paradigm shift. Just kidding. I have no idea how to use that word.

Paradigm shift.
Sounds dumb

:)

I'm back! Yes peasants, I the Emo Bitch have returned, hang your head in awe, order your manservants to kiss these delicate heels! Kiss them! Kiss them I say!
Knaves...

Anyway, I'm back at my happy abode. The trip was great and it was only because of my incessant whines and "but everyone's been there"s did it happen. And for that, I take full credit.

Any previous misgivings concerning the trip, e.g. landslides, were justified seeing as there were actually signs saying "Awas! Tanah runtuh di hadapan" (Caution! Land slides ahead!) Yeah, way to atract tourists right?
Thankfully, there were no landslides during our journey.

Oh yeah! For any interested parties, I will not stray from my stance that those ginormous boulders which were by the road were there for decorative purposes and did not slide down that mountain/hill/rocky outgrowth thingy during a landslide.

Anyway, the car journey was pretty much uneventful except for that time, where these two adorable dogs nearly got smashed by a lorry. We did see a man wearing a loin cloth but for all we know he could be some exotic underwear model.

"Buy Ramu's long-lasting underwear in bulk and stand to win a 24 inch plasma tv! Ramu's-different, truly different." Then he'll lower his voice and say "Terms and conditions apply."

Hawhaw. Till next time.

GASP!

I, the Emo Bitch, have been nominated-for a BLOG AWARD.




This is probably the most MAJOR thing ever to happen to me online! Except for that time I won a a green card in the USA. I have TONS. You can have some if you like. Anyway, Roshni was the one that nominated me-so THANK YOU! Now it says here that I have to nominate ten people.

To the nominees :

- Put the logo on your blog

- Add the link of the person who awarded you

- Nominate 10 others blogs

- Add the link of this blogs

- Leave a message for those nominees

You see? BUT all the blogs I wanted to nominate have been taken up. Yes Roshni, that comment was directed at YOU! So I'm just going to nominate a couple of people.

Justapple
Google (everyone just takes him for granted)
Mozilla Firefox (just so he doesn't feel left out)

Now I don't expect the last two to respond to this, but at least I've done my part.

Sorry

Hey peeps. I'm sorry about the previous post. (Though not sorry enough to delete it-haHA) Anyway, I know reading an Emo post can be really taxing. Especially when there are better things to do online, which includes Pet Society and Neopets, so keep your knickers on Egroeg.

In any case. I know that you guys are pretty sick and tired of reading Emo blogs and listening to them whine about how unpriviledged they are and how much their parents hate them (and all of us are like 'omg I can totally see why' ). And then you come across a blog called myblackholeofPAIN. And the moment you see the link you don't even bother resisting the urge to roll your eyes.

And then to make matters even worse, the bloggers starts whining about how noone seems interested in their blog which might be because the entire blog is about themselves and in my defence, (insert a good defence-which has yet to be thought of)

Anyway I know you guys are pretty sick and tired of this endless emoness. I know its just like emo, emo, emo, everywhere you go. And passing over the fact that I could make that impromptu sentence rhyme, I'm aware of the fact that all you guys are like "GIVE US SOMETHING NEW! DOWN WITH EMO! Be more original"

But I can't think of something new. I'm not a trend SETTER. I'm a trend FOLLOWER. And to quote two highly intelligent chickens: