ARGH!

I can't go to that stupid place, ok? I will absolutely DIE, so please don't do this to me! Why? Why would you inflict this torture upon me? When I'd rather, as someone put it, gargle with rusty nails! I've done it twice! TWICE! I survived (just barely), but came out emotionally scarred. That's right, I'm scarred. Because of you. You. Scarred. Me.

Happy?

What do I have to do to impress upon you the SERIOUSNESS of this situation? Do you know what its like to sit here fighting the urge to press caps lock key? Do you? DO YOU? You see? Argh. I cannot believe you are putting me through this. What have I done to deserve this?

WHAT?

There is only one word to describe this whole situation:
Lunacy.