CRAPULOUS!

Greeting loyal readers (if you're not a loyal reader than screw you)

My endless supply of generosity never ceases to amaze, astound, and impress me. Yes, my altruistic tendencies are often envied my many peers; that as well as my modesty. Can't you tell?

Today is a day to be remembered. For it is today, that I, PersonWhoShallNotBeNamedCauseThenEveryoneWillSayI'mABitchForHavingAnEmoBlog, will tell you a word that I have created myself.
Presenting...

CRAPULOUS!

Yes. I have been told that this word was used before I thought of it, but I didn't KNOW that did I? So technically, it means I invented it! Whoo! So for you simpletons out there, let me break it down for you:

Crapulous can be divided into two words: Crap, and fabulous.

Crap is a colloquial term of sorts that is used to describe faecal matter, or something that is generally fucked up.
E.g. Argh, today was a crap day.
or
E.g. Fuck. My dog crapped on the carpet.

Fabulous on the other hand is word used to describe something very cool, very great, very perky, very fun.
Note the use of the word very.

E.g. My, this is a FABULOUS blog.

So, if one were to put together CRAP and FABULOUS it would mean something that is very shitty. You see, where I'm going with this?

E.g. Other blogs are utterly crapulous compared to this.

TADAH!

I know, I know. It is very kind of me to share this word with the world.

What can I say?

I'm a cyber Mother Theresa.