Miscellaneous

The world is fraught with anxiety and pain. In other words, I have heard some very distressing news recently, and now have to bitch. A much loved cartoon character, or rather, the voice over for that cartoon character is in MORTAL peril. No, this is not an exaggeration. The poor dude seriously. He's battling two forms of cancer. TWO! As if there's not enough suffering in this world. Geez. No wonder people are Emo at times. WHY? I feel like falling on the floor and gnashing my teeth while slamming a clenched fist against the ground repeatedly. Ok, no I don't. There are only two kinds of people who gnash their teeth. These are:
1. The Insane
2. The people from those really old books.

I will now bore the hell out of you by writing a poem, because as you very well know, poems are emotional outlets. I'm JOKING. Sheesh. People nowadays wouldn't know a joke if it bit them in the ass. Speaking of things that bite you in the ass, Lousy Reviewer karma has befallen and me and as such I have nothing to write about. Except for ass biting things. Such as jokes...and karma, and possibly tigers although I'm pretty sure they aim for the jugular. Unless they are behind you. Then the might have to settle for the ass.

BLAH.

That's all for now folks.