Jokes

I've got one.
Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs rolling about in a pile of leaves?
A: Russel.
Geddit?
HahaHA!

Jokes are fun, aren't they? In fact this cyber dictionary thingy defines a joke as:
a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter.

LAUGHTER. LAUGHTER. Is that so hard to understand? Is it? IS IT? Is that so freaking hard to understand? Obviously certain people don't get that, do they?

Yeah I'm talking to you-MR LEMON. Mr Raving Lemon.

Oh forget it. There are only two people who would actually know who I'm referring to without actually using his real name:
1. Me
2. Bakaba (that's what I used to call you. I had SPEECH PROBLEMS, alright??!!)

Listen up, LEMON: Torturing us with your insanity is one thing, but telling us jokes intended to provoke laughter when they instead have the opposite effect is just cruel.
And everyone else-don't start lecturing me on my punctuation.

Mary. had, a little lamb; with fleece! as white as snow?

Suck on that!